Food Porn

I have a friend on facebook who is always posting what she is cooking that day. I swear this girl should be in some kind of advertising because she could make dog crap sound like something I would want to eat. She is always cooking organic this and that, picking fresh berries from her backyard to make pancakes, or whipping up some nutella cream cheese brownies. Who does that? If I make brownies they come from a box and have the name Betty Croker attached to them. My pancakes are the kind that the directions are to "just add water", and the only thing that grows in my back yard are weeds and grass. So this chick amazes me. In fact a few of the CR ladies and I have started to refer to her post as "food porn". Here are a few examples of her posts.....

"C" has balsamic-brown butter glazed broccolini & buttered pasta cooking in the stove and a sinfully good cake in the oven while the husband smokes chicken outside.....time to pour some wine

"c" is making balsamic glazed chicken breasts, roasted tomato-basil-fresh mozzerella pasta, and a fresh peach-blueberry tart.......guess I should figure out a veggie too......candied carrots?

"C" has tequila lime fajitas going on the grill and mango coladas going on the blender! Happy 4th everyone

See what I mean. Maybe I should start posting my meals and see if they get the same reaction.

Breakfast today would read like this:

Tracy Miazga is.... Having a plain toasted English muffin, that I toasted for too long so it is just slightly burned with 3 squirts of I can't believe it's not butter and 4 cups of coffee.

Lunch:

Tracy Miagza just went to Subway and had a 6 inch Ham on wheat with all the veggies and mustard.

Just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Thanks "C" for all the food porn. I wish I could cook like you.