Warning........ This blog contains information about our personal fertility journey. Please stop reading now if words like sperm and vagina offend you.
So yesterday I am sitting in a meeting working on sales goals with a few people from work when my cell phone starts ringing and ringing. It was Chris calling me over and over again so I felt like it must be something pretty important for him to keep calling. The conversation went some thing like this:
Me: Hi honey I'm in a meeting is there something important you need?
Chris: I just spoke to Dr. Doody's office and they gave me the results from my sperm test this morning. All I can say is WOW!
Me: Is that a good WOW or a bad WOW?
Chris: That is an awesome WOW. Do you want to know what my stats are?
Me: Not really. I'm in a meeting with other people around.
Chris: I have 4 times the normal amount of sperm vs. the average male my age. On top of that I have 90% mobility meaning that most my guys are swimming. Not only do my guys like to swim 40% of them know how to swim strait. I think I have super human sperm.
Me: That is fantastic honey thanks for sharing the information.
Chris: Could we sell my sperm?
Me: I don't think anyone in thier right mind would want to buy it.
Chris: I am awesome
Me: I gotta go Michael Phelps.... See you when I get home.
I guess just like a good report card I should hang his "stats" on the fridge for everyone to see.
Get ready for more updates our IVF treatment starts next week.
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GO CHRIS!!! sooooooo excited for you guys tracy!
You should talk to Debbie across the street they are starting fertility treatments also... We could have a block of triplets!!
I am so excited about his sperm...is that ok to say??? I wish you guys the best and am praying for you! Please keep us informed.
I'll be praying for you!!! keep us updated!!!
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