Checking out of the Fairfield Inn

Since I work in the hotel industry I thought that the easiest way to describe what will be happening to my embryos would be to describe it like a hotel. You see right now 12 of my eggs are living in a test tube at the Center for Assisted Reproduction. The Test tube is nice and clean, it provides all the basic amenities that they need to survive and is comfortable for just a few days. However tomorrow two of the very best embryos will check out of the Fairfield Inn and check into thier new home for the next 9 months at the Residence Inn also known as my uterus. You see the Residence Inn will provide all that my embryos need for such a long stay like complimentary food, a nice cozy room with comfortable furniture and space to spread out. I hope they enjoy their new digs and don't decide to check out early (miscarriage). Because after 9 months Mommy will introduce them to the Ritz Carlton (also known as our world). So here we go.....embryos....fasten your seat belts and have a safe trip to your next destination. Your room is ready.