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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Yeild

Does any one know what this means anymore? I like to think that I am a nice courteous driver and when I see a yeild sign I understand that it means I need to yeild to the traffic coming off the freeway. So Mr. A**hole in the white Expedition traveling on Central Expressway this is for you!

It is not my job to slam on MY breaks so that you can just creep past me while I am exitign Central Expressway at 60 miles an hour. You are going 30 and need to slow down to YEILD to me.

Next time I see you I am just going to slam my car into the side of your Expedition. I don't even care who's fault it is. I have great insurance and have never had a claim. New car shopping is something that I enjoy! In fact the only reason I didn't hit you is that I had a passenger seat full of Yummy Sprinkles cupcakes that needed to be delivered to a customer.

Honking your horn and flipping me off didn't even effect me. I still gave you a BIG smile and a little wave with my finger as well. Yes I have a middle finger too.

So here's to you a**hole! I hope you are cut off by the other friendly Dallas drivers and may you get stuck behind a School Bus or a Garbage Truck on your next morning commute!

Lots of Love!

Tracy

Now I feel better!

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